Is the housing crisis getting to you? Have all your friends abandoned you, leaving you with no roommate and horrified by the prospect of getting a closet-sized single? Well Bwog has been painstakingly working on this handy-dandy flowchart to help you with your roommate selection woes. It’s easy to follow, pleasing to the eye, and will probably be the most enjoyable thing you do this week. Our guide, guaranteed to be 100% accurate, is empirically tested and proven by years of roommate experience.
Picking a roommate has never seemed so easy!
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@the false dichotomies are endless!
@tl dr
@Anonymous *Does his/her room smell okay*
@Anonymous fuck your gender binary
@Mmk Barnard Their is plural and room is singular. You could say “its” but “their” is wrong. So no fuck you.
@Anonymous ‘Their’ is a standard singular gender neutral pronoun and has been since the 15th century.
@JerkinIt in Butler I’m pretty sure you can’t put porn as your Tinder Image
@Uh, Bwog Don’t you have midterms to study for or something…?
@uhh? Is it just me, or do a lot of these branchings don’t make sense…..
@uhh? *****do a lot of these branchings not make sense…
(sorry, not enough sleep)
@admittedly it's not the easiest basically, every branch ends at Serial Killer
@got that no, what I’m saying is that the branches don’t always have a clear yes/no path. Like in
“Do all their clothes have bleach stains—
– They’re just neat!
– That’s weird
”
Neither option is at all exclusive, a pattern that repeats in other cases. Shoddy craftsmanship, Bwog, shoddy craftsmanship.
@Anonymous http://imgur.com/fB19z