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A knife-wielding 16-year-old Pennsylvanian boy stabbed twenty-two people yesterday. (Reuters)

Maybe Comcast merging with Time Warner is good for business — “sometimes big is good,” one probably-grey-flannel-suit-wearing executive man argues — but it may or may not be so great for consumers. (Forbes)

Mad Men is now only 85 hours away. Spoiler alert: here’s everything that will happen come season seven. “While working late one night on a campaign for electric pruning shears, Peggy Olson decides to test out the product and accidentally castrates Ken Cosgrove and Harry Crane. Joan gets some ice. Don tells them, ‘This never happened.'” (The New Yorker)

Kim Jong-Un won the North Korean “election.” (Slate)

But most importantly, which Mad Men character are you? (BuzzFeed)

“Retro couple near a window” a.k.a. bad knockoff Mad Men imagery via Shutterstock.