“Find me some sand to bury my head in RIGHT NOW!”

Sunday? It’s Sunday? That means tomorrow is… Monday! AHHHHHHH!!! The best thing you can do right now is stay in bed and pretend this isn’t happening. That’s Bwog’s strategy, anyway.

Bwogline: Michael Sam became the first openly gay player to be drafted in the NFL yesterday. If he can play, he can play! (NY Daily News)

Finals Tip: Bring a small vial of perfume to rub all over your exam, to show your professor you really care.

Procrastinate: It’s Mother’s Day, so procrastinate by calling your maternal figure. Or thinking about her.

Music: Bwog is studying hard for its Calc and Stats finals, so today’s playlist is all about math. Remember: u > finals.

Overheard:

This girl on my floor lives right across from the bathroom. just as I came out of my room yesterday, she was walking into the bathroom to go shower, except she was holding her towel instead of wearing it. We made eye contact. I saw her boobs. It was fucking awkward. Needless to say, we haven’t spoken since.

Ah, the hazards of dorm life.

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