13 CommentsLike a vomit-covered caterpillar transforming into an unsightly butterfly, McBain is undergoing summer renovations. Before our very eyes, McBain is becoming… a habitable environment the factory from Monsters Inc. Sources tell us that one of the doors leads to a Himalayan ice cave, while the rest lead to your parents’ basement.
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@CC '17 Can someone tell me why I didn’t just apply to Barnard instead of Columbia if all Barnard girls claim they just ‘graduated from Columbia’
@CC '16 Because you wanted to actually graduate from Columbia.
@CC '17 Sure, I get that. But Barnard girls put “Columbia University” on their resumes, no?
@Jabba wabba They got all that Columbia dude sperm in them that not only are they Columbia folks but also men. Now you know. Bojangles!
@Anonymous Many take classes at both institutions–or mostly one or the other. I think it depends.
@CC '16 If the only reason you applied to Columbia is to say you graduated from Columbia we don’t want you go away
@Anonymous I bet you and your righteous indignation have sucked solo many dicks
@Anonymous McBain is being renovated. This is a good thing. Why all the snide comments. Please lets have more mature writing.
@Anonymous ???
@NOT NEWS BWOG THIS ISN’T NEWS
@Monty Hall Behind one of those doors will be a rapist. Take your pick.
@Now remember That’s Mike Wazowski at Mike Wazowski, You Got Your Life Back Lane!
@seriously bwog wtf. literally why did you publish this.