You’ve got to be joking. We received this text and screenshot from a tipster:
“bwog i got my last grade (advanced grammar and grammars with timberlake) yesterday and if that doesn’t take its own special spot on the wall of ultimate shame then i don’t know what would”
We agree. According to the directory, the 25-student Linguistics G4206 class had its final on Monday, May 12th. Did the students have to write dissertations?! Did the professor visit rural New Guinea?! The world may never know.