A group of anonymous students have put together a Twitter account called Columbia Sloth to create, as they say, “the world’s laziest student journalism.” Sloth represents the apathetic and adorable side we all possess, and Sloth is never afraid to tell it like it is. Here’s a bit of a taste of Sloth’s thoughts:

Sloth absolutely love Koronet. Makes great blanket–sloth so cozy in pizza nest and can snack too! #sloth4pizza

— Columbia Sloth (@ColumbiaSloth) October 5, 2014

We decided to ask Sloth some hard hitting questions every Columbia student has been pondering via Twitter.

Tricky Sexual Assault:

Hey @ColumbiaSloth. What do you think about the admins’ mishandling of sexual assault issues on campus? #realtalkwithsloth — Bwog (@bwog) October 14, 2014

Dear @bwog, sloth is saddened but as ever unsurprised. Admins can’t even put on a concert without fucking up. #realtalkwithsloth

— Columbia Sloth (@ColumbiaSloth) October 14, 2014

Classes are hard:

.@ColumbiaSloth which class are you having the most trouble with this semester? #realtalkwithsloth — Bwog (@bwog) October 16, 2014

class sloth struggle with most is probably the bourgeoisie. @bwog #realtalkwithsloth pic.twitter.com/ypl7kWQAB7

— Columbia Sloth (@ColumbiaSloth) October 16, 2014

Barnard Girls Just Wanna Eat Moz Sticks:

.@ColumbiaSloth should Barnard students have access to JJ’s again? — Bwog (@bwog) October 15, 2014

Sloth believe that bold beautiful Barnard wonder women should have equal access to moz sticks. #endthecheesegap @bwog — Columbia Sloth (@ColumbiaSloth) October 17, 2014

Make sure to follow both Columbia Sloth and Bwog on Twitter for future banter.