Feb

10

Personals: Erin And Venya

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Erin and Venya (but they're not a couple)
Erin and Venya (but they're not a couple)

Erin and Venya (but they’re not a couple)

Still dateless as Valentine’s Day approaches? Or worse yet, in a serious relationship with Butler 209? Never fear, because Bwog’s back with Personals. Today, we introduce to you Erin and Venya, who are decidedly not a couple, but surely have much to offer the world. If you find yourself interested/intrigued/in love with either of them, shoot us an email at [email protected], and we’ll set you up! 

Name, Year, School, Major: Erin Vaughn, 2018, SEAS, Computer Science

Preference: Girl for guy

Hometown: Moorestown, NJ

Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Nothing to talk about / just tryna hook-up

What redeems you as a human being? Hmm, well people tell me I’m really energetic. I care a lot (maybe too much) about everything I do and try to be as kind as possible to everyone in my life. And Venya says I’m a good person so there’s that.

Library room of choice: I love the alcoves on the second floor in Starr.

Beverage of choice: I don’t drink coffee, so for caffeination I usually go the Diet Snapple route. Basic, I know.

Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder [hi boys ;)]

Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Depends on my level of procrastination, but either Butler 305, EC/McBain/wherever the party is, JJ’s with friends, or binge-watching my latest Netflix addiction in my cozy Hartley single.

Historical Hottie: Edouard Manet. Controversial, cute, artistic – my kind of guy.

Name, Year, School, Major: Venya Gushchin, Class of 2018, Columbia College, Comparative Literature and Society

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Ellicott City, MD (suburb of Baltimore)

Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “What can you do with Comp Lit?”

What redeems you as a human being? Very little. Jk. If you stick around long enough, I’ll write you a sonnet.

Library room of choice: I don’t do libraries.

Beverage of choice: Earl Grey tea with raspberry preserves.

Which dating apps have you been active on? Only Tinder, but infrequently

Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Searching for meaning in this dark void of a universe…or just chilling with friends.

Historical Hottie: Marina Tsvetaeva – check her poems out.

 

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7 Comments

  1. Stinky Cheese  

    Erin I'll be your valentine xx

  2. Sonnet-receiver

    The boy writes a damn good love poem. Take him up on that.

  3. hmmm

    "The time I’ve lost in wooing,
    In watching and pursuing
    The light, that lies
    In woman’s eyes,
    Has been my heart’s undoing.
    Though Wisdom oft has sought me,
    I scorn’d the lore she brought me,
    My only books
    Were woman’s looks,
    And folly’s all they’ve taught me."
    - Thomas Moore

  4. Stinky Cheese II  

    Erin, I'm down for a fun night. Get the crackers ready, I got the cheese for ya. We'll be cheesin' all night.

  5. Stinky Cheese III  

    Erin is well-endowed foot-wise.
    You know what they say about women with big feet....

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