11 CommentsMost of us look back on the early posts of our class Facebook groups with shame and bewilderment—they are testament to the one quality that freshmen at every institution embody: utter doltishness. If you’ve ever hoped that the species would evolve past this kind of posturing, it was in vain, for the Columbia Class of 2020 is no better than the rest of us. In fact, they might be worse: they spread their misinformation and make their friendships on GroupMe, far away from the watchful eyes of Columbia administrators (haven’t you heard? Facebook is for old people.). And so, today we present to you screenshots from “Lion Order [lion emoji].” These, in particular, show how very proud these youngsters are of making it to MoHi. We hope that like us, you’ll fall in love with their passion and vulgarity.
We’re Better Than All The Other Ivies:
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- Dartmouth more like bad breath mouth
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- body positivity
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- “kush village”
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- when has columbia ever not been the sidepiece
Cornell Bashing:
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- Why are people so mean to CornL
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- =(
We Want To Buy Columbia Underwear:
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- We wrote that post!
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- Typical Columbia elitism
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- #Carmen
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- Forget tampons, we want some Pantone 290 skivvies
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- #diversity
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- back when housing wasn’t a hole that would swallow you up and spit you out
Roar, Lion, Roar!
Screenshots courtesy of Bwog Staff
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@cc16 I’m so glad I’m leaving
@That's all that you got? There was so much better stuff that you could have posted! #penetrateme #impregnateme
@LO4L I didn’t know the current students were THAT excited to meet us. Did Rae Sremmurd take all of the real excitement with them when they left
@Anonymous You didn’t have to infiltrate we’ll spread the litness in the fall no worries
@WE THOUGHT BWOG WAS ON OUR SIDE WE WERE WRONG
@The Real Slim Shady #fuqnathan
@Cat No regrets boiiiz #lionorderliveson
@OG member “They don’t want us to have a lit group chat”
-DJ Khaled
@Do you need this? I don’t regret it rn… #LionOrder4ever #Columbia2020istooduckinglit
@they'll regret these later but hindsight is 2020
@It's Ducking Lit🔥🔥 #NoRagrats