Dan Garisto

Stressbusters? More like gravitybusters

Dan Garisto has written a lot, talked a lot, and met Nobel Prize winners. He’s definitely got wisdom to share, and share he does.

Name, School, Major, Hometown: Dan Garisto, Columbia College, Physics, Bellport, NY

Claim to fame: I spent a fair amount of time at Spec working in the opinion section on fun stuff like this and starting up science and research coverage on fun stuff like this, I ran for CCSC’s executive board with a party composed entirely of Daniel(le)s, and once somebody took an unflattering photo of me when I was Stressbuster and looked grumpy (I promise I wasn’t).

Where are you going? Back to Long Island to catch a few z’s and apply to all of the places in pursuit of a job in science journalism.

What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2020?

1) You have amazing access. I’m not just talking about where you can swipe in and out, or getting onto the Mudd Roof, I’m talking about who will reply to you because you have an @columbia.edu email address, or give you the time of day because you’re a Columbia student. It’s not just your professors, it’s pretty much all professors, some administrators, and every other student on campus. For example: I once read an article by John McWhorter (whom I’ve never had as a prof) and had a question. Within about an hour after emailing him, he responded to me. As a student journalist on campus, I’ve gotten speak with an amazing number of people—including Nobel Prize winners—who I guarantee will talk to you too. There’s other types of access—the Rare Books and Manuscripts Library has amazing resources about Columbia’s history. There’s a Chrome extension that allows you to get access to everything you would have under Columbia’s Wi-Fi. Want to visit Lamont-Doherty? Just hop on the shuttle and take a look around. (Helps if you email who you want to talk to beforehand.) Did you know that your CUID will let you into most buildings at CUMC? Generally, all it takes at Columbia is a little initiative on your part. Yes, there are issues with transparency that abound, but the biggest hurdle is not realizing that you have access. So get out there and make good use of your status as a student.

2) Explore and appreciate the city. I don’t have specific advice for you—everyone does it differently, but it’s really important that you don’t get trapped in the Columbia bubble. (I’m personally a big fan of nighttime bike rides down Riverside Park.) And I don’t just mean the area between 110th and 120th, I mean a mentality that forgets to appreciate the city around you. Whether it’s clubbing, or visiting museums, or just people-watching on the subway, make sure you take the time to take some of it in. You’re here for four years, and that’s a pretty short time to take in what New York is all about, so make sure to get started early.

3) Don’t forget the person. It’s easier now than ever to have online arguments where you can scream at someone safely from behind your screen without ever having to worry about meeting them in person, or having a real conversation. Even then, in person, it can be easy to succumb to annoyance and frustration and seethe at someone’s stupid questions during class. But before you do, pause. Take a moment and remember that they’re a student here like you. Or a stressed adjunct prof. who forgot her notes at home. Or even an administrator who—perhaps surprisingly—is also only human.

And yes, sometimes the right answer is to call someone out for the stupid thing they’ve done (especially admins). That’s why I’m not saying that we should all be exceedingly, excruciatingly nice, or even that we should assume good intent. What I am saying is that it’s important to take a second and try some empathy, and remember that it’s a person, not just a Facebook profile you’re addressing, before you resort to a biting critique.

“Back in my day…” Back in my day… some things were different, but most things were the same. I’m not saying that time is a flat circle at Columbia or denying progress, but even as I’ve seen changes happen, I’ve realized that change is less prominent than people think—especially as it regards student organizations which all have their ups and downs.

It’s hard to get a real sense of any general trajectory when you have only four years. The most accurate thing I can say is that back in my day, I was quite a bit younger and more foolish—just like every other student who passes through here.

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Once, while playing indoor kickball, I kicked the ball into the ceiling, which it bounced off of and slammed down into my head as I ran to first base.

What was your favorite class at Columbia? That’s a toss-up. I’ll talk about two that I really enjoyed: Freedom of Speech and Press with (Professor) Bollinger and Music Humanities with Mahir Cetiz.

Lots of people mention Freedom of Speech and Press as their favorite class. I think it’s up there for me simply because it forces you to work and think differently—all of your arguments have to be couched in case law, and “I feel this way” doesn’t really count. Bollinger isn’t nearly as scary as you’d think when he calls on people, and the class isn’t too hard if you do the readings. The best part of the course is probably the class he sets aside to talk about affirmative action. Don’t miss that one. Regardless of how you feel about Bollinger or his impact on Columbia, the class is worth taking.

Music Hum. is probably the single most enjoyable class I took, in no small part because of my instructor. Mahir, like many of the people who teach Music Hum., is an enormously talented musician who brings that talent to bear in class. There’s nothing like having your professor show you the difference between major and minor key by having him transpose a piece from one to another and playing it right in front of you. So yeah, get Mahir if you can, but just try to appreciate Music Hum. in general. It’s a lovely class, and I ended up learning much more than I thought.

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? The difference between oral sex and cheese is that one of them is the product of weeks—or months—of hard work, careful timing, and the exact climate conditions (including the lighting), and the other one is cheese.

Also, there’s no way in hell I’m actually going to answer this question because I have a vegan mother and a girlfriend who is scary when she’s mad.

One thing to do before graduating: Find a good book, find a good spot (the area between Low and Uris is nice), sit down for a few hours to read and watch the world go by. (Bonus: Leave your cell phone back in the dorms.)

Any regrets? More than I can count. I can’t imagine going through Columbia and not having regrets—there are simply too many things to miss out on and too many things to possibly mess up. But the biggest regrets I have are not doing the readings (seriously, everyone says this, but do try and do them) and losing touch with good friends because I was too busy.

Making up for his grumpy Stressbusters pic via Dan Garisto