Unfortunately, computers do not look like this in North Korea.

North Korea slipped up, and now the rest of the world knows that it only has 28 websites. Soon after, Switzerland and Japan were overheard in the bathroom whispering, “Like we’d ever think they were cool.” (NPR)

In an effort to make millennials even more anxious about their appearances, Tinder has launched a new iMessage app where your friends can vote on your selfies. If you are looking to lower your self-esteem and reach a new level of self-hatred, then you should probably download this app.  (The Verge)

The rumors are true! Siri and WhatsApp have been hooking up, and now they’ve given birth to a baby app named Allo. The app is *technically* owned by Google, but we all know who the real parents are.

Someone has apparently jailbroken the iPhone 7 but doesn’t want to tell anyone how they did it. Jerk. (BGR)

Scientists at Carnegie Mellon are teaching robots how to hunt and kill humans. These robots may be operating in a strictly virtual universe, but it makes us wonder when the bots might apply their talents to the real world. Or have they already? (Tech Crunch)

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