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Dec

17

Bwog in Bed: How Bill de Blasio Almost Killed Christmas

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A three-week-old white-tailed deer fawn, Odocoileus virginianus, at the Gladys Porter Zoo.

Bwogline: A deer by the name of Jackie Robinson was on death row after the office of Mayor Bill de Blasio captured the deer that was roaming the streets of Harlem. He was about to be euthanised when Governor Andrew M. Cuomo stopped the euthanization, demanding that the deer be released. Although the laws are unclear, the city plans to move the deer to a more natural location.

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J.R. via the New York Times 

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2 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Actually, the deer was supposed to be shipped upstate, but died during the process.

  2. Anonymous

    Deblasio let the deer die you morons.
    Stop defending this liberal idiot.

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