First, we had Wall Street Journal’s 2018 college rankings. Then, we had Yelp. Now, Bwog has discovered perhaps the most comprehensive, thorough mechanism to truly and fairly evaluate our school – Google reviews.
Need I say much more? Columbia’s Google reviews are poppin’, having amassed around 900 individual weird, head-scratching, sometimes raunchy critiques. Procrastinate with the full list of reviews here, or check out some of the highlights I’ve compiled below!
My favorite thing about this is that the reviewer deliberately chose the name “Smol Beans Beware”
Someone deadass posted this review about our school.
Is that weed??
THANK YOU for clarifying about the fountains
Who has the time to think up, draft, and hit publish on this absolute tomfoolery
Horrible people, just stop breathing.
A normal review until you get to the generous, generous emoji usage. Like what the hell happened to this homie’s keyboard at the end?
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