First, we had Wall Street Journal’s 2018 college rankings. Then, we had Yelp. Now, Bwog has discovered perhaps the most comprehensive, thorough mechanism to truly and fairly evaluate our school – Google reviews.
Need I say much more? Columbia’s Google reviews are poppin’, having amassed around 900 individual weird, head-scratching, sometimes raunchy critiques. Procrastinate with the full list of reviews here, or check out some of the highlights I’ve compiled below!
- My favorite thing about this is that the reviewer deliberately chose the name “Smol Beans Beware”
- Someone deadass posted this review about our school.
- Is that weed??
- THANK YOU for clarifying about the fountains
- Who has the time to think up, draft, and hit publish on this absolute tomfoolery
- Horrible people, just stop breathing.
- A normal review until you get to the generous, generous emoji usage. Like what the hell happened to this homie’s keyboard at the end?
- At this point, you’re just fucking with us
- In summary, Columbia is….eh….nada especial.