The Best Of Go Ask Alice Questions
Written by Bwog Staff
Go Ask Alice! is an anonymous resource that Columbia students and others can use to get any health-related questions answered without feeling anxious or embarrassed. The Go Ask Alice! team is made up of health professionals, health promotion specialists, and others concerned with the well-being of students. Bwog has compiled some of the most interesting questions asked on Go Ask Alice!‘s website.
- Geese feces health risks? Is this inquirer asking about the Canada Goose jackets on Low Beach, or are actual Canada geese infesting a real beach? I guess we’ll never know.
- Are we in vulva territory? This person’s sister was right.
- Oral sex in the 50s? Because when asked the age-old question, “Oral sex or cheese?” old people always answer with cheese. Always.
- Help—My roommate’s a lesbian! This question simply reads, “I need advice. I think that my roommate is a lesbian. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
- Whom should I thank for my penis? Read this if you’re curious about the genetics of penis size to find out whomst giveth your penis to you.
- Ain’t got the giggles from crazy sex jiggles: This person’s girlfriend has the crazy sex jiggles indeed: “One night she jiggled right off the bed!”
- Straight man wants penis in mouth: Because even fragile masculinity can escape into the inbox of Go Ask Alice!
- Why do you answer dumb questions? Despite all the bizarre questions one might find answered on Go Ask Alice!, the team believes that there are no dumb questions and that there will always be at least one other person with the same question. The team at Go Ask Alice!‘s main goal is to ensure that Columbia students and others who may have questions for them are getting timely, educated answers, no matter how ridiculous they may sound.
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Tags: go ask alice is a good resource please use it and take care of your health!, i laughed for like 10 days straight when i saw the canada geese feces once, some of these are very valid questions but the titles are just insane