this is no longer us

Asking how the first day of classes went is so overrated; how was your weekend before the first day of classes? Here’s what Bwog staffers did to send off our summer. 

  • Moved in on the day before the first day of classes after a 14-hour flight
  • Became a puddle of sweat (please help)
  • Saw someone make a behind-the-back shot in beer pong
  • Started a bar tab for the first time, then set an alarm so I wouldn’t forget to close it
  • Got day drunk at a Brazilian restaurant in Brooklyn and danced to the live samba music
  • Convinced my dad to help me pay for an AC for my room (BLESS)
  • Went grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s like a Real Adult
  • Shot my shot with someone I had been meaning to shoot my shot with for months while I was over 10 drinks in and pulled that shit off
  • Hit a dab pen for the first time in a few months and had a full-blown asthma attack
  • Planning on getting shitfaced on cranberry and vodka at a BBQ restaurant in Boston later
  • Read a book written by one of my old profs; it was brilliant and transformative and I’m now shocked and flattered that he gave me an A-
  • Tried vegan cheese. Relatedly, figured out my answer to the oral sex or cheese question