Written by Gloriana López
February 02, 20186:31 pm 0 Comments
A big ball.
Every wondered to yourself what Columbia Men’s Basketball Coach Jim Engles thinks to himself at night? Returning sports staff writer Gloriana Lopez takes us for a quick jaunt through the coach’s mind.
4:01pm: The women’s team just won their game! Hopefully we’ll have two wins today thanks to that great pep talk I just gave the guys.
6:10pm: This game is off to a good start. A little close but we’re winning so far. We’ll be ok as long as we don’t mess up.
7:36pm: WE WERE WINNING BY 10 POINTS!!!! Cornell isn’t even that good!!!!
7:37pm: I miss Luke Petrasek. He would have known what to do.
8:05pm: HOW DO YOU LOSE AGAINST CORNELL BY ONE POINT!?!?! Not even the football team was this bad this season!!!!!!
10:35pm: Tried to console Mike Smith on the ride back to NYC. Couldn’t hold back the tears. Mike ended up holding me. I hate my job.
11:11pm: Just checked the Ivy League coaches’ group chat. They’re all making fun of me. Am I the new Pete Mangurian?
2:09am: Got dropped off at 116th and Amsterdam. Went back to my office, got my special stash of absinthe and cried.
3:33am: Walked into 1028…1017…1020? Whatever that bar all the kids like is called. Took three double tequila shots with Al Bagnoli. Asked him to take my place as coach. He turned me down. Cried on his shoulder.
4:21am: Woke up underneath my desk with five missed calls from Conor Voss.
5:43am: I wonder if NJIT would take me back…
6:02 am: Called them and left a message!
9:05 am: They called back. Hopefully some good news…
9:07: No words, just hysterical laughter. Oh well, there’s always next weekend!
Ball via Max Pixel.
Tags: basketball, basketsball, bball, everything i know about basketball i learned from high school musical, racquetball, sporops, sporps, sports, sportsters
April 21, 20175:00 pm 0 Comments
The four senior Directing theses
Four Theater majors are presenting their senior theses for the first of two installments of Barnard’s Senior Thesis Festival 2017. One of these theses is centered on Eugene Ionesco’s The Bald Soprano. There will be another showing of The Bald Soprano tonight at 8 pm in the Minor Latham Playhouse in Milbank Hall, Room 118. Admission is free. Bwog Staffer Gloriana Lopez reviews the performance.
The Bald Soprano is a play by French-Romanian author Eugene Ionesco, in which Director Brittany Searles (BC’ 17) and Set Designer Ruth Hollander (GS/JTS ’17) presented their thesis. Part of the Theater of the Absurd, this play is full of witty commentary on the banality and senselessness of life (quite fitting for Columbia I must admit). Instead of the usual setting in London, England, the production team decided to set the play in the suburbs of Washington D.C. also updating certain aspects of the plot to the 21st century.
The play begins with Mr. Smith (James Ritchie CC’20) and Mrs. Smith (Bailey Coleman BC’19) sitting in their living room, which is covered in clocks. Mrs. Smith talks incessantly about the events that transpired during the evening (although Mr. Smith was also there), while Mr. Smith reads the newspaper. Then, their maid Mary (Madeleine Williams BC ’20) announces that their friends the Martins are waiting on the door. As Mr. and Mrs. Smith change their clothes to welcome the couple, Mr. Martin (Jackson Welles SEAS ’19) and Mrs. Martin (Angelique Nicole Dudley GS ’19) talk to each other as if they just had met and start revealing information that allows them to conclude that they are in fact married. However, Mary comes in to let the audience know that Mrs. Martin’s and Mr. Martin’s daughters have a red eye and a white eye in different positions.
What happened next, and what did Bwog think about all this?
Tags: bwog does theater, I had no idea where minor lathman was until I went to this, minor latham playhouse, Senior Thesis Festival 2017, shoutout to my friend Ruth, The Bald Soprano, theater
April 20, 20174:51 pm 0 Comments
Mitchell S. Jackson contemplates.
The last lecture of a series focusing on voice, Mitchell S. Jackson, someone who “nerds out” over prose and can’t have tea without honey, talked about finding an eloquent voice in creative writing. Bwogger Gloriana Lopez attended the event.
As I entered Dodge 501, someone gave me a 19-page packet. After considering taking some wine, I wondered if I could actually get away with covering this event by just reading these pages. I would be proven wrong in the following hour.
Mitchell S. Jackson began his lecture by reading a paragraph from a handout that was provided to the audience. He talked about how the eloquence of a writer comes from their philosophies. Using the words of different authors’ opinion on voice, he gave the following advice on finding one’s voice:
What is his advice?
Tags: creative writing, I am clearly not an English or Creative Writing major, I'm sorry I did not bury the 'I', In my defense this is not a creative writing piece, lecturehop, throwback to highschool, voice
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