It’s Thursday, my dudes.

Step aside Tenet: there’s a new sheriff in town.

You can renegade to your heart’s content (but that almost-ban isn’t the most significant change the Trump Administration has made to American internet access).

Who wouldn’t want to be a giant, colorful lil’ guy who chills in Pokeball all day?

For all our readers and their loved ones on the West Coast: please stay safe.

Contrary to popular belief, Bwog staffers actually lead rich and fulfilling social lives.

Dean Leslie Grinage announced that Deputy Dean of the College Natalie Friedman will be stepping down to take a position at the Posse Foundation, in an email to students on Tuesday morning.

At 3 pm today, (two weeks later than in non-pandemic years), the Pulitzer Board announced the recipients of the 104th Pulitzer Prizes (not to be confused with the Nobel) honoring excellence in journalism.

Hartley is might be the ugly duckling of the freshpeople dorms but it’s hiding a heart of gold (and sometimes cockroaches).

When in doubt, piss-based humor always sells.

Quarantine is a game of Sims and we’re all too bored to change our clothes every day.

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda is a real adult with a newly minted alcohol license. She wasn’t going to let a little thing like quarantine stop her from celebrating that with her friends.

Elections are right around the corner, and no, we’re not talking about the 2020 presidential race!

Senior Wisdom: the only campus tradition that seems to be 100% pandemic-proof.

We might all be socially distanced, but that doesn’t mean Bwog still can’t get up to some shenanigans, even if only in our imaginations.