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Please, Please Someone Answer Her From Gmail

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Man. It’s so very very sad when minors (or near-minors) exploit themselves. Or guess wildly at the going rate for porn. Or haven’t yet figured out people can have multiple email addresses. Broke freshman, the Bwog salutes you, but next time have a chat with Jamie to find out how it’s done first.

UPDATE: Seems like Craigslist keeps taking the ad down. Good thing the Bwog is in the habit of saving things to its desktop. See the full ad after the jump

College Student with a proposition for you – w4m – 19

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-02-01, 6:25PM EST

hey guys. okay, here’s the deal. I’m 19, good looking, nice body, and most importantly a struggling college student. I want to be upfront and say I have a boyfriend, but he is cool with what I’m doing. We’ve been together about 6 months, and we’ve taken some pics together in that time. I’ve got about 35 of them on my computer right now. if you send me $5 through paypal I will send you the pics, and you can do whatever you want from there. i’ve got a boyfriend, so we will not be meeting, so please dont ask. i just need to get through the next coupla months and this is about my only option at this point. here’s how it’ll work. you email me so I can make sure you’re not someone I know.. it’s always a funny joke in a movie when someone answers a personal ad and it turns out to be their dad. wouldn’t be so hilarious here I think. also, i wont send to anyone at an email address from Columbia. Sorry, but I’m not going to risk sending to someone I may see in class someday. i will write back with a g-rated pic and maybe a PG-13 one, and if you’re interested, then you just send $5 through paypal to the address I’ll write back to you with. after you get my pics we go our separate ways. well, thanks for looking at my ad. hope to hear from you.

* this is in or around downtown

* no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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2 Comments

  1. Cody

    "This posting has been removed by craigslist community."

  2. taylor

    dammit, it was hilarious.

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