0 CommentsThe Bwog’s personal ads have been up just three weeks and already dates are underway. Full reports to come soon but so far we can promise you sweaty hands, broken hearts, caffeine jitters, and tons of gore. It’s not too late it’s never too late to play along so check out today’s ads.
If Jean or Dave looks the guy or girl of your dreams, email bwgossip@columbia.edu with the single’s name in the subject line, and plead your case. If our bachelor or bachelorette picks you out of the teeming hordes, the Bwog will spring $5 for a coffee date. That’s two coffees at the Hungarian or five coffees and five doughnuts from the coffee cart at 114th and Broadway.
Remember that we’re always taking nominations for new singles; just email bwgossip@columbia.edu on your or your victim’s behalf.
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Name: Dave
School: College
Year: 2006
Major: History
Hometown: Washington, D.C.
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
I’ll Be Your Mirror – The Velvet Underground
Mercury Poisoning – Graham Parker & The Rumour
Aquellos Ojos Verdes – Ibrahim Ferrer
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?
Grapefruit juice, manchego, and beer can chicken.
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Anti-gravity. Or the kind you buy to avoid doing laundry.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon– where can you be found?
Hurtling through New Jersey on a red and yellow bicycle with “COLUMBIA” emblazoned across my ass.
Nightmare ideal date in three words or less:
Won’t bite back.
So, what are you doing after college?
It’s pretty sweet, actually. I’ll be working as the personal assistant to Mark Warner, former Virginia governor and 2008 Democratic presidential candidate.
Really? No.
Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…
Carman kinda looked like a prison but Lerner Hall was cool (oops)…
Men’s Curling or Women’s Hockey?
Ski-and-shoot biathlon.
Name: Jean
School: Barnard
Year: 2008
Major: Psychology
Hometown: Asheville, NC
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Paper Bag – Fiona Apple
Rodeo Clowns – Jack Johnson
Dixieland Delight – Alabama
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?
Hershey’s chocolate, cheddar cheese, grits.
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Pink flowers.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon– where can you be found?
Probably the social work library.
Nightmare ideal date in three words or less:
Awkward silence.
So, what are you doing after college?
Umm, law school with everyone else.
Really? Who knows.
Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…
I would never figure out the subway system.
Men’s Curling or Women’s Hockey?
Women’s Hocky.
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