Personals: We All Want to Be That Toothbrush
Written by Bwog Staff
One success story already and we know you’re just waiting for your turn.
The Bwog Personals will never stop in its noble quest to get our readers some and this week we deliver unto you elusive Floridian Steve. Does he look like the guy of your dreams? Email [email protected] with a sentence or two about yourself and if our bachelor chooses you, we spring $5 for a coffee date.
Nominations are still being taken for new singles. Emails of inquiry on your or a friend’s behalf should be addressed to [email protected]. Rock.
Major: Electrical Engineering with a Philosophy Minor
Hometown: Jacksonville, FL
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Do I have to answer this? It’s embarassing. Carrie Underwood has been playing all week.
Say Anything – Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
Her Space Holiday – The Weight of the World
Bear vs. Shark – Entrance of the Elected
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?
Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Ben and Jerry’s, Sun Dried Tomato Wheat Thins, Porterhouse steak.
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
I have a really sweet pair of green swimming drag shorts that I run around our suite in.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon– where can you be found?
Still in my underwear making pancakes.
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Thomas Friedman’s mustache.
So, what are you doing after college?
I’m going to design medical devices and settle down with a nice Jewish girl.
Really? Yes really. That or be an ice cream man.
Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…
Jewish girls were mythical creatures, kind of like unicorns.
Whole wheat or rye?
I’m cutting down on carbs, my mom told me I was getting fat.