Hurrah! Huzzah! The March print edition of The Blue and White, the last under Editor-in-Chief Zachary Bendiner, is officially released tonight! If you’re in a Columbia dorm, look for an issue at your door within the next 24 hours. But for those of you who desperately need your B&W jolt right now, here are some choice selections from this month’s issue:

The Conversation: R. L. Stine
Who knew Fear Street was on the Upper West Side?

Letter to the Editor
The Spec responds to the Feb B&W article “The White Pages.”

Campus Characters
Thomas Reardon and Kate Berthold, these are your lives.

Yo! MTV Sucks!
How reality television MADE me into a douche.

Character Wars
A conflict made in China (or Taiwan) invades classrooms.

A Gutter Pirate’s Life For Me
Washed-up dope fiend philosophers in Tompkins Square.

Epcot Columbia
The ultimate pan-Columbian experience.

Professors’ Kids—They’re Just Like Us!
Free riding FacBrats have their own lessons to impart.