Judgment Day

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Today, the admissions office sent off admissions letters to all those eager Columbia wannabees. Bwog asks the important question: Admission Letter, Where are You?

I’m in a box! Class of 2010, look out! Stop fondling me!

I’m being lifted by one of the burly Columbia athletes hired by the Admissions office to help out for the day!

I’m gazing pensively toward my preferred mode of transportation, the FedEx truck! Yay!

I’m snug as a bug in the truck! Yipee!

I’m off! Look at all those prospective students walking by! I own their destinies!

photos by Shakeer Rahman

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  1. wow...

    bwogging this from the perspective of the letter really invests them with more humanity than I'm really comfortable with.

  2. hm

    yeah, you would say that, Shakeer.

  3. cornell dude

    i'm already in my junior year at cornell...but i mean, they're not obsessive. they've worked the best years of their life trying to get here. cut them some slack

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