Bwog’s “Exit” “Poll”
Written by Bwog Staff
Results of an extremely unscientific and brief exit poll:
2009 Class Council
Fusion: 5 votes
2008 Class Council
The Lions: 1 vote
[Access]: 2 votes
2007 Class Council
116th: 0 votes
The Opposition Party: 0 votes
The Executive Board
Open Columbia: 5 votes
Evolution: 9 votes
Voter: Can I smoke while voting?
Facilitator: Of course! How many other places in America actually allow that!
Bwog: Why are you voting today?
Voter: I’m here to support my friends. I’m not really doing it for the…ya know…
[ed.- glory?, ass?]
Line-waiter: Oh the line is long! I’m discouraged…
Other Line-waiter: Let’s go to the Jesus Week. There’s no line over there.
Voter: Can we vote twice?
Facilitator: Yeah, we all do!
Voter: No, really, how do you tell if someone’s voted.
Facilitator: That’s what the stickers are for.
Voting facilitator: These voting stickers, we’ve got to start distributing these better!