Another Example of how Columbia is Maybe the Most Awkward Place on Earth
Written by Bwog Staff
Overheard near Hamilton: A young girl, and a grown man with a dog.
Man with dog: Hey, how are you?
Girl: I’m good, how are you?
Girl: What’s your dog’s name?
Girl: Hey, Chloe! [girl pets dog]
Man: Say hi, Chloe. [dog is quiet] Come on Chloe! Say hi!
[Dog does nothing]
Man: She’s not in a very good mood today.
Girl: Why not?
Man: She just found out she has cancer.
Girl: (awkwardly) Oh?
Girl: Well…talk to you later!
Man: Ok, see you!