Apr

28

Dry Humor

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Bwog correspondent Yelena Shuster reports:

There is an emergency water shutdown in Carman today from 10:30 AM-2:30 PM (see official email after the jump). Some unidentified suitemates, hauling their shower gear in Duane Reade bags, are stealthily walking over to Furnald to shower in the hall bathrooms. “What if someone has bladder problems?” muttered one girl angrily, after using her Poland Spring to brush her teeth and wash her hair in the sink.

Thank god for Columbia students and their ingenuity.

Dear Residents,

We have been notified by facilities management that they will be
conducting emergency repairs to leaking domestic water valves. The
repairs will begin today April 28 from 10:30am to 2:30pm (water flow
will be disrupted during this time).

We apologize for any inconvenience the these emergency repairs may have
caused you.

Thank you for your understanding,

Jose’ A. Rosa
Asst Director, Operations & Customer Service
Columbia University Housing and Dining

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3 Comments

  1. hahah  

    Carman as a dry dorm...

  2. valid name  

    bwog, why did you take away the dems bit?

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