May

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Gossip Extravaganza!

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Sharp-eared tipsters relayed these juicy conversational fragments:

Overheard during the Varsity Show intermission in reference to the orphan fundraiser thing:
Guy: You stole from an orphanage?!
Transvestite (or so we think): I didn’t know it was an orphanage! I didn’t even know orphans existed! I thought they were one of those made-up things!

Overheard before lecture yesterday:
Girl: Columbia students are so awkward, the worst thing that could happen is that someone sits down next to them.

At last night’s Nonsequitur concert, two seniors were honored for their contribution to the group. The salute to Alex Stevens was particularly heartfelt:
“Without you, we would be disorganized, socially awkward, sexist tools.”

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6 Comments

  1. actually  

    because she was choreographer, secretary, social chair and feminist, it was clumsy, disorganized, socially awkward, sexist tools.

  2. Heather  

    I love Alex Stevens!

  3. nonseq fan  

    the concert was great!

  4. men everywhere  

    we love alex!

  5. her boyfriend  

    stay away from the sexy Alex Stevens! She's mine!

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