FREE PUNCH! Oh wait…
Written by Bwog Staff
Fruit Paunch just started its annual 24-hour show on the lawn east of Low Steps, which will continue until 5 p.m. Saturday. Yes, they will be standing there saying funny things, even if no one is there to watch. Go make them feel loved. Oh, and study for finals.
Edit 1:16 am
After performing a fake documentary about MSG involving breasts that squirt absinthe and fighting leprechauns, Fruit Paunch celebrated midnight with beloved Halloween game, “Are you afraid of the dark?” Check them out if you’re up late (or early). They’re more entertaining than David Blaine squirming around in a glass bubble, which may be your 4 am random-diversion alternative.
Tags: 24-Hour Show, annual things, breasts that squirt absinthe, comedians, fruit paunch, get low, improv, low steps, maybe a david blaine impression or two if you're lucky, not david blaine, not free food