Morty Dubs On the Decline?
Written by Bwog Staff
Gossip from the Morton Williams frontier! Iggy Cortez overheard this tidbit in the meat section of our favorite gouging grocers:
“It was the two managers… the guy manager said they were down six thousand dollars this week. The woman was shocked and, if I heard correctly, said, ‘Well, what about X?’ and the male manager said, ‘He comes in once in a while, but mostly uses FreshDirect.'”