We’re quietly turning into Sims.
Written by Bwog Staff
That’s right. Sims. A quick look at LaundryView’s new website will confirm that administrators think a polygonal world is the best one for us when it comes to deciding where we’ll do our laundry. Of course, this virtual reality is still far-enough removed from our own that it requires a legend to be understood.
Maybe someday soon the square edges will be rounded and Sim-Columbians will be motion-captured into laundromat life. Until then, the best we can hope for is that someone will fix Hartley’s laundry-room viewing, because Bwog knows there’s no way all those machines are free. Bwog knows because Bwog was there.