The arrival of a quarter of the undergraduate population has expanded the pool of dateable singles. In the interest of facilitating romance, Bwog culled through first-year flesh to find these strapping young gentlemen.
Either one look like the guy of your dreams? Email bwgossip@columbia.edu with the single’s name in the subject line, put in a sentence or two about yourself, and if our bachelor picks you out of the teeming hordes, the Bwog will spring $5 for a coffee date (we’re in a recession). That’s a tall coffee each, at least.
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Name: Rajat
School: SEAS
Year: 2010
Major: Undecided
Hometown: Milburn, NJ
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
I don’t use iTunes, I use Windows Media Player.
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?
Fortune cookies, Pad Thai, General Tso’s Chicken
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
They are light blue with ducks
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon– where can you be found?
Hanging out on campus with friends
Nightmare ideal date in three words or less:
Over-enthusiastic, clingy, apolitical
So, what are you doing after college?
Business.
Really? Yeah, I’m not a typical engineer. I don’t do the research thing.
Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…
Damn, there’s a lot of asians
TCBY or Tasty-d-lite?
I’ve never had TCBY, so Tasty.
Name: Ross
School: College
Year: 2010
Major: Let’s just say, sociology
Hometown: Danville, Kentucky
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Touch the Sky — Kanye West
Passenger Seat — Death Cab for Cutie
Southwood Plantation Road — The Mountain Goats
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods– what are they?
Hummus, chocolate chip cookie dough ice-cream… Ooh, the ice cream would melt on a desert island, oh, whatever. Desert doesn’t necessarily mean hot. Oh, and Bugles.
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Interaction becomes hairy. (You take that how you will)
So, what do you want to do after college?
Be a horse trainer.
Really? Yeah, it’s neat and a Kentucky thing to do.
Complete the sentence: When I first came to Columbia I thought…
I was in over my head.
Flight, invisibility, or X-ray vision?
Flight. The others, people will think you are a perv.
Unusual talents?
I can solve a rubix cube in a minute. I’m good at learning patterns and making people go “wow.”
Concerned? Intrigued? Vaguely aroused? Check out the two profiles below or nominate yourself or a friend for next week by emailing bwgossip@columbia.edu (by the way, straight as an arrow or bent 180, we take all sorts).
16 Comments
@barnyard personally, i think they’re really hot.
@solve solve me like you solve that rubix cube, and we might have a future…
@Rajat In my defense i was hung over
@between the two of them, i’d rather masturbate to pictures of dead babies.
@wait why would you want to masturbate between two people?
or do i misunderstZING.
@because I like to have the option of hurling just before orgasm. This way, I can look to either side of me, and vomit away.
@someone rajat and ross should make out with each other
@WHAT???! it’s “tasti,” not “tasty”! (bitches!)
@Oy Vey... An Engineer? Going into the Business field? Surely I’ve never seen such a thing in all my time here.
It’s great when the interviewee provides his own punchline.
@BLECH! Rajat isn’t even a real engineer. To think, I was mildly aroused by the “SEAS” status.
@Huh. Ross is actually kind of cute, and his survey doesn’t make me want to strangle him. Very unusual for a Bwog personal.
@ummm i’ll take the one who likes the mountain goats…
@ech sticking to my own year…
@Huh. Ross is actually kind of cute, and his survey doesn’t make me want to strangle him. Very unusual for a Bwog personal.
@wait These two comments about not wanting to strangle oneself WERE sarcastic, right?
@fatasianbaby yowzas!