Written by Bwog Staff
Saturday night shenanigans witnessed by Brandie Moreno:
Jock: I want to see you throw up tonight! Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
Drunk girl: *giggles drunkenly*
Jock: You’re so hot.
And from an anonymous Bwog staffer:
Girl talking to boy about peanut butter:
Boy: I’ve never had chunky. What are the chunks of?
Boy (in all seriousness): Oh, really?
A chamber music coach on campus is prone to lots of motivational metaphors involving journeys, bus driving, and the destination of “music”; he remembers less well the usual tropes. He recently offered the following to his students:
“If it don’t got that thing, I don’t got that… uhh… you know.”