Saturday night shenanigans witnessed by Brandie Moreno:



Jock:  I want to see you throw up tonight!  Have you ever thrown up from drinking?

Drunk girl: *giggles drunkenly*

Jock: You’re so hot.

peanut butterAnd from an anonymous Bwog staffer:

Girl talking to boy about peanut butter:

Boy: I’ve never had chunky. What are the chunks of?

Girl: Peanuts.

Boy (in all seriousness): Oh, really?

…and

A chamber music coach on campus is prone to lots of motivational metaphors involving journeys, bus driving, and the destination of “music”; he remembers less well the usual tropes. He recently offered the following to his students:

“If it don’t got that thing, I don’t got that… uhh… you know.”