Saturday night shenanigans witnessed by Brandie Moreno:
Jock: I want to see you throw up tonight! Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
Drunk girl: *giggles drunkenly*
Jock: You’re so hot.
And from an anonymous Bwog staffer:
Girl talking to boy about peanut butter:
Boy: I’ve never had chunky. What are the chunks of?
Girl: Peanuts.
Boy (in all seriousness): Oh, really?
…and
A chamber music coach on campus is prone to lots of motivational metaphors involving journeys, bus driving, and the destination of “music”; he remembers less well the usual tropes. He recently offered the following to his students:
“If it don’t got that thing, I don’t got that… uhh… you know.”
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@anon Some people I know actually respond “Oh, really?” before they process what I said.
@ivygate Dear Bwog,
Ivygate has run a lot on this Aleksey Vayner guy. Does Columbia have any comparison?
Also, they ran a spot on Dartmouth’s frats/sororities. Does Columbia have any comparison?
-interested reader
@Dear outsider This is a Columbia blog. Aleksey Vayner has nothing to do with Columbia. Dartmouth’s frats/sororities have nothing to do with Columbia.
Hell, Columbia’s frats/sororities have nothing to do with Columbia!