Oct

15

Regurgitation Redux

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Saturday night shenanigans witnessed by Brandie Moreno:



Jock:  I want to see you throw up tonight!  Have you ever thrown up from drinking?

Drunk girl: *giggles drunkenly*

Jock: You’re so hot.

peanut butterAnd from an anonymous Bwog staffer:

Girl talking to boy about peanut butter:

Boy: I’ve never had chunky. What are the chunks of?

Girl: Peanuts.

Boy (in all seriousness): Oh, really?

…and

A chamber music coach on campus is prone to lots of motivational metaphors involving journeys, bus driving, and the destination of “music”; he remembers less well the usual tropes. He recently offered the following to his students:

“If it don’t got that thing, I don’t got that… uhh… you know.”

3 Comments

  1. ivygate  

    Dear Bwog,

    Ivygate has run a lot on this Aleksey Vayner guy. Does Columbia have any comparison?

    Also, they ran a spot on Dartmouth's frats/sororities. Does Columbia have any comparison?

    -interested reader

    • Dear outsider  

      This is a Columbia blog. Aleksey Vayner has nothing to do with Columbia. Dartmouth's frats/sororities have nothing to do with Columbia.

      Hell, Columbia's frats/sororities have nothing to do with Columbia!

  2. anon  

    Some people I know actually respond "Oh, really?" before they process what I said.

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