Two boys in sweatshirts with Greek insignia, talking to each other in normal voices at the milk-and-sugar station in 212:
“Yeah, but you didn’t hear it from me.”
“Whoa, that’s a REALLY big secret.”
“Dude, i know, that’s why i’m not telling you in front of the other guys. I’m telling you in private. So no one will hear and it’ll STAY a secret.”
and…
First girl: “Yeah, totally, it’s just like that Barthes book from first semester.”
Second girl: “Um… wasn’t it Baudrillard?”
First girl: “The Semiotic Challenge? No, I’m almost positive it was Barthes.”
A boy comes by the table and then pulls up a chair to join them
Second girl: “Oh, you’re right! Duh, of course it was Barthes!”
Boy: “Simpson?”
8 Comments
@ashley nope. definitely not funny
@well, Ashley, maybe you didn’t get it?
@debbie downer maybe she’s just a bitch.
@negative nancy true, true
@enh columbia students say the darndest things!
@The Barthes thing was hilarious!
@ashley bwog gossip sucks
@I thought the barthes thing was the most clever gossip in a long time. the frat boy one- meh.