212: A Goldmine for Fratboy Gossip, etc.

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fratsTwo boys in sweatshirts with Greek insignia, talking to each other in normal voices at the milk-and-sugar station in 212:

“Yeah, but you didn’t hear it from me.”

“Whoa, that’s a REALLY big secret.”

“Dude, i know, that’s why i’m not telling you in front of the other guys. I’m telling you in private. So no one will hear and it’ll STAY a secret.”


Two girls at a table in 212:

First girl: “Yeah, totally, it’s just like that Barthes book from first semester.”

Second girl: “Um… wasn’t it Baudrillard?”

First girl: “The Semiotic Challenge? No, I’m  almost positive it was Barthes.”

A boy comes by the table and then pulls up a chair to join them

Second girl: “Oh, you’re right! Duh, of course it was Barthes!”

Boy: “Simpson?”

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  1. ashley  

    bwog gossip sucks

  2. The Barthes thing  

    was hilarious!

  3. enh  

    columbia students say the darndest things!

  4. ashley  

    nope. definitely not funny

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