Overheard in Ferris Booth:
Guy 1: “Was he up?”
Guy 2: “No, I don’t think so.”
Guy 1: “If you’re going to fuck a chicken on stage, get hard.”
Thanks to tipster Lars Dabney and his sharp ears.
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Oct 31, 2006 
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Overheard in Ferris Booth:
Guy 1: “Was he up?”
Guy 2: “No, I don’t think so.”
Guy 1: “If you’re going to fuck a chicken on stage, get hard.”
Thanks to tipster Lars Dabney and his sharp ears.
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19 Comments
@The Real Guy To actually clear things up:
– I put dead chicken parts near my genitals and thrusted. Calling that fucking a chicken is like calling Dane Cook a comedian. (Or George Bush a President LOL!!!!!)
– I didn’t have anything approaching an erection, though I don’t doubt it would have been funnier if I had.
– If anything, more attention should be paid to the fact that I put its beak around the head. That’s a much funnier image to me.
I love you all.
@rjt I might normally lose respect for someone who attempts sex with a dead chicken on stage, but hating on Dane Cook makes me like you.
@ha. i was just about to post a similiar sentiment. dane cook = vapid tool
@i get it chris kulawik is the chickenhawk and avi had a little fuck-tryst with him.
i bet they were playing footsies under the table w/oreilly on his show
@this post makes no sense…
@perhaps http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirtiest_Sketch_Contest
@i'm sorry but I come up with dirtier stuff on a near-hourly basis. Fucking a dead chicken? Teabagging a Jew’s food? Come on! How about eating out a not-so-recently deceased woman? And I mean *eating*
@... To clear things up:
– he did actually fuck the chicken
– after first tearing it apart with a knife
– and he had an erection. The MCs actually called the audience’s attention to it
@no of course not! he warmed it up in the microwave first. Fucking cold dead chicken is nasty!
@whew that makes me feel better
@tis real They were referring to a real event. A Columbia student who shall go nameless performed a sketch at UCB’s Dirtiest Sketch contest in which he feigned sex with a dead chicken.
@does this somehow involve fruit paunch?
@so he didn’t actually fuck the chicken right? cause that would be some nasty shit right there
@the chickenfucker Truth. And just try getting an erection before you gon stage some time. It’s impossible.
@chickenfucker you’re chris kulawik aren’t you
@hmmm or Avi
@Virgil You think this is a joke.
No. That shit actually happened. It was the worst thing I have ever seen.
@chickenfucker classic southpark business. probably a librarian
@dante and now we’ve begun our descent into the inferno…oh how well this blog represents columbia…