Stuck on the wall alone at the Fall ball, with a tuxedo and a dream? Email bwgossip@columbia.edu and rev up your parents’ stationwagon for a date with one of these lovelies. We’ll even spring $5 for a date. That’s almost two slices at Koronets — or one slice and a soda with two straws! And remember: if you or anyone you know would like to be a personal, let us know. We’re forever accepting nominations.   

 Girl for “CC Writing BIATCH”
  Guy for Guy
 
marlaina		  
kurt


Name: Marlaina

School: CC

Year: ‘09

Major: Environmental Biology

Hometown: Yonkers, NY 

Top three songs according to ITunes’ play count:
I don’t have ITunes, but Chili Peppers, Chili Peppers, Chili Peppers.
 
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?
Scrambled eggs, Thai sate, and an order of the sweet tasting justice with a side of friendship of the best sort.
 
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Pre-shrunk… I like it hardcore
 
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?
Inches from my bed as I struggle to hit the snooze button
 
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Socrates. Plato. Aristotle.
 
So, what are you doing after college?
Working in a forensics lab—if I pass all of these stupid requirements.
 
When I first came to Columbia, I thought…
This is gonna be fun!
 
TCBY or Tasti-Delight?
Hmm..the age-old question of flavor vs. air. TCBY.
 
Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?
Invisibility. I can blame my absence to class on that. I was there. You just didn’t see me. Literally.
 
Unusual talents?
My talent is to drive people crazy in any way known to man. Seriously, I’m obsessive compulsive. 

MySpace or Facebook?

Facebook. I don’t like 15 year old boys.

Marlaina! I like it hard core!

Name: Kurt

School: CC

Year: 2009 (I started with 2006 and took time off)

Major: Visual Arts/ Religion

Hometown: Charleston, SC



Top three songs according to ITunes’ play count:

Universally Speaking… Red Hot Chili Peppers

Ten Years Gone… Led Zeppelin

At My most Beautiful …R.E.M.

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

Garlic

Olive Oil

Ronny Brook Farm, Chocolate Hazelnut Ice Cream

(everything else you could do without)



Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs



It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

Finding a quiet spot outside in the sun.



Nightmare date in three words or less:

Insecurely Arrogant Patriot



So, what are you doing after college?

Travel, reading and art



When I first came to Columbia, I thought…

Oh shit! what the hell did I get myself into now.

TCBY or Tasti-Delight?

Neither. Ice cubes have more flavour, or Ronny Brook Farm!

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

Flight

Unusual talents?

Silver Smith,  carrying 16 wine glasses at once,

MySpace or Facebook?

Ideally neither

Kurt! You’re the guy for me!