By George, He’s Been Beheaded
Written by Bwog Staff
Some time last evening, the statue of George Washington at the never-finished Cathedral of Saint John the Divine was beheaded in a blatant act of vandalism. A tipster reports that the head was replaced with a $1 bill–of course featuring the face our first President himself.
Alex Weinberg, who took the photo at left, was interviewed by Fox 5 regarding the incident. He has this unrelated anecdote:
“Once the cameras stopped rolling, the creepy camera guy began telling me about an extremely hot Barnard girl who had just been there. He said things like, “Oh, she was the complete package, let me tell you. Freshman and everything.” He whistled and seemed to be getting a little worked up. I left.”
Anyway…Where is the head? Who is the thief? Could it be revenge? Bwog wonders what Hammurabi would do if he were to capture the decapitator.
Thanks to Jacob Taber for the initial tip.