Nov

29

Personals: Greek Edition

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Fancy a bit of Greek this weekend?  Then allow Bwog to present Mike and Sarah, representing Delta Sigma Phi and Kappa Alpha Theta in this week’s Personals. If you want either of these two to help you write your own personal Odyssey, email [email protected] and let us know. If it’s a match, we’ll spring $5 for a date. And remember: if you or anyone you know would like to be a Personal, drop us a line! We’re forever accepting nominations.

 Girl for tall, good-looking, well-rounded, nice guy   Guy for an easy way out of his seminar research
  
sarah   
  
mike


Name: Sarah

School: CC

Year: Sophomore

Major: Political Science/Economics

Hometown: Linwood, NJ

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

Bubbly Toes by Jack Johnson

Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Sexyback by Justin Timberlake

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn

Chocolate Peanut Butter Zone Perfect bars

Grapes

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

Ummm…is this appropriate? Well, if I have to: they are hot pink, lacey and from Victoria‘s Secret.  I think that says it all.

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

In my room doing homework.

Nightmare date in three words or less:

Short Man’s Syndrome.

So, what are you doing after college?

I plan on staying in NYC and working here for a while.  I’d like to go on to some sort of graduate school, either law or business, and eventually move to Washington D.C.

When I first came to Columbia, I thought…

I miss my dog.

TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?

Tasti

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

Invisibility.

Unusual talents?

I wouldn’t say it’s a talent, but it is unusual…my eyes change colors!

MySpace or Facebook?

Facebook, hands down…MySpace is just downright creepy!

Sarah! I’m tall, good-looking, well-rounded and nice!

 

Name: Mike

School: Columbia College

Year: 2007

Major: Econ

Hometown: East Hanover, NJ

Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:

“Josie” by Blink 182

“Real American” (Hulk Hogan Entrance song)

“Ms. New Booty” by Bubba Sparxxx

You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?

Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Extra cheese

Describe your favorite pair of underwear.

Boyshorts with lace.  That shit is hot.

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?

Piecing together Saturday night by scrolling through my camera.

Nightmare date in three words or less:

With my girlfriend. (JK!)

So, what are you doing after college?

Selling my soul to wall street for a couple years.

When I first came to Columbia, I thought…

I would never join a frat.

TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?

Ham-Del.

Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?

Flying, yo.

Unusual talents?

Beating my sketchy suite-mate in Madden and Fight Night 3 like it’s my job.

MySpace or Facebook?

Facebook. 

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32 Comments

  1. Well done, Bwog  

    Sarah sets a new attractiveness benchmark for Bwog personals.

  2. columbian  

    delta sig is the shit
    marry me mike

  3. you know what?  

    I want them to date each other.

  4. hmmm  

    Yeah, these two seem well matched for each other. I gotta tell you though, I'm not one for the ad hominem on here...but I think Sarah is annoying just by her answers. Just like a sorority girl, grapes and popcorn! woh now Sarah, don't overindulge or anything, you might weigh 115lbs if you're not careful!

  5. I'm all those things

    I shall inform Sarah.

  6. hmmm  

    Well of course she can like grapes! Awesome! Grapes are delicious ( I personally like the concord kind) but to have popcorn, grapes, and zone bars as your favourite foods? You cannot tell me you don't see a little pattern there.

    • i smell  

      some jealousy. You do realize that the Bwog questions are non-binding, right? I am sure that if she were faced with the reality of being stranded on an island, she would choose appropriate foods (or at least ask for you approval). If I were asked these questions, I'd probably say oreos, peanut butter and jelly, and seafood gumbo... does that make me morbidly obese?

  7. Anonymous  

    Martinez,

    Whats Laura got to say about this?

  8. what's

    she supposed to say? "steak, brie, whey..."

  9. well, it's  

    good to see that her sorority sisters know how to post comments on bwog.
    "Like, oh my god, Sarah is beautiful inside and out."

    • actually,  

      i have no idea who she is, and i'm a guy who sits in front of his computer in his underwear. like i get back from class, take off my pants, check my email, put on my pants, and go to my next class. but i do think she's hot and not pathetic, so i guess i'd go great in a SORORITY OF DUMB GIRLS. Fuckin can it, squirt.

  10. HA!  

    best. comment. ever.

  11. dude  

    what happened to bwog? it stopped sucking and has interesting personals and articles.

    if this keeps up, i'm going to stop reading it.

  12. Hmmmm  

    #13, No, That makes you a real person with actual thoughts and feelings on what tastes good instead of the captive of an image. Take it as a compliment. =) I've never associated peanut butter and jelly or seafood gumbo with being obese, but at least those are interesting answers that show you as an individual! Sarah's answers, do not.

  13. Gawker pick-up

    You're on Gawker

  14. Not Tall

    Dear Sarah,

    Is 5'9" OK?

    Sincerely,

    Good-Looking, Well-Rounded and Nice

  15. What?!  

    It's been this long and no one has made a "he wears oyshorts with lace" joke?

  16. Boyshorts  

    Boyshorts. I apologize.

  17. bwog reader  

    has anyone else noticed this is the jolly green giant from the fiasco at pinnacle incident?

  18. Holmes  

    What guy uses the word squirt? Try harder, girls. Agree though, pants are restricting. The key is to remember to put them back on before you leave.

  19. The Clarifier  

    Short man's syndrome is when a short guy acts really aggressively to compensate for being short...some people seem to think any short guy has short man's syndrome.

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