21 CommentsLive from Weapons of Mass Destruction, where Professor Paul Richards, wearing a moss-green jacket and flowered tie, cracked the following joke:
A sodium atom walks into a bar, looking dejected.
Barkeep: What’s wrong?
Sodium atom: I’ve lost an electron.
Barkeep: Are you sure?
Sodium atom: Yes, I’m positive!
OK, maybe you had to be there.
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@another one Have you ever seen Helen Keller’s house?
Neither has she.
@hehehe thanks bwog readers, I knew you would rescue this thread.
@Sprinkles And now, for an actual, non-academic joke:
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
@Sprinkles Math team: Come for the cookies, stay for the pi
@hahaha i enjoyed that.
@Anonymous What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?
ERROR: A mountain climber is a scalar.
@premed what do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
ELEPHANT BANANA SINE THETA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ps i heard that joke in 9th grade. 9th grade, bwog.
@hahaha this one, i mean
@AHH I DON’T GET ANY OF THESE. I DON’T BELONG AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY!
@woohoo! i love that one! it’s my favorite math joke!!
@well why does a chicken coup have two doors?
because if it had four, it’d be a chicken sedan.
@this is the oldest chemistry joke in existence.
@yeah SEAS As told by Prof. Shou-Wu Zhang:
A bunch of functions are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and screams, “I’m going to integrate and differentiate everybody in here!!” They all leave except e^x.
@What is the definition of a tachyon?
It’s a slightly wet gluon.
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A 12 year old blind orphan girl is shot from a cannon at the speed
of 1200 fps at a solid brick wall. Calculate the force of impact given
that the brick wall is 3 feet away from the barrel.
if she weighs 50 lbs, and all of her sticks to the wall,
3.3 million Newtons.
@yuck non-SI units!
either way… come on bwog, that joke is really, really old.
@but seriously that isn’t even postworthy.
@no no a chlorine atom walks into a bar and hits a sodium atom.
what was he charged with?
assault.
@Luigi Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was assaulted. Peanut.
@::nerdgasm:: I once saw a Chem professor’s rap sheet. When he was in college, he was charged with assault and battery. In addition, his house was searched and he was found to be in possession of various sigma and pi bongs.
@disappointing come on
@bwog... You have got to be kidding.