It’s Matthew Fox, of Lost fame. We hope this is a joke. (Though some of you commenters in the other thread seemed prescient…)

A genuine teevee celebrity! Chris Szabla reports:

“The general mood among seniors: either appalled, or wondering if Quigley and Chait were playing an extended joke. Even the video montage of headshots from the likes of Party of Five failed to quell rumors this was some kind of gag.”

UPDATE 7:00PM: Spec has a full story up and running, complete with delicious reactions.