limonCan’t you just drink beforehand, THEN sit on Low Steps? It’s the same basic result.

Anticipating getting “shafted” by McBain

…Yet despair not!

A SIPA Conference on Africa – can’t think of a joke to put here

And, from the annals of history, the Michigan Daily presents: Chill Bollinger.

“I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV,” Lehrer said. “I called from his phone to my answering machine and left a message. He gave me a hug and on the way out he said he loved us all.”

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