Student Loan Xpress gets knocked out of the Circle of Trust, not allowed at our parties anymore

Now we’ve got insurance coverage overseas, for anything from “personal catastrophe” to “political unrest.”  Perfect.

…And speaking of overseas, you’d better leave those hedonistic texts at home before going to Egypt.

Down with the Senate! Reform! REVOLUCIÒN

Heaven knows we need better CPS services, given what this school can do to you

BONUS: A comic!