39 CommentsHerewith, Bwog forces our humble co-editor and Monday daily editor under the hot spotlight of personal advertising. Like what you see? Email us at bwgossip@columbia.edu and, if they like you back, we’ll spring five dollars for coffees at Hungarian or half of one espresso at Le Monde.
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Name: Katie
Year: Sophomore
School: CC
Hometown: Buffalo, the Queen City
What you’re looking for: A jam!
Best Book You’ve Read for Class: I can’t say for sure. To the Lighthouse?
Worst Book You’ve Read for Class: The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism.
Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate: Gone to sleep at 6pm and woken up at 2pm.
Drink of choice: That orange strawberry juice they sell in JJ’s and other places.
What are your most played songs on iTunes?
“The Gifted Children,” Neutral Milk Hotel
“I Think We’re Alone Now,” Tommy James & the Shondells”
“Intervention” (old), Arcade Fire
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Gelatinous fruit slices from HamDel
The title of your memoir: Recuerdo.
Dream date, 5 words or fewer: like me, but not really.
Stewart or Colbert? Stewart, I guess.
Name: Dan
Year: 2010
School: Columbia College
Intended major: History, film studies
Hometown: Farmington, CT
What you’re looking for: Good times, Jerri Blank-style, or someone who will watch “The Mole” on YouTube with me. Either or.
Best Book You’ve Read for Class: “The Remains of the Day,” Kazuo Ishiguro
Worst Book You’ve Read for Class: The time I pretended to have read “Don Quixote” was trying at best.
Most shameful thing you’ve ever done to procrastinate: I watch a lot of E!, so one should assume that I have little shame. That said, the time I walked to 76th Street instead of writing a paper was kind of excessive.
Drink of choice: San Pellegrino Limonata; or, if I’m out, I’m a fiend for mojitos (per “Miami Vice”).
“Landed,” Ben Folds
“Missing (Remix By Hugo Nicolson),” Beck
“La Femme d’Argent,” Air
“Trapped in the Closet: Chapter 12,” R. Kelly
“Edge of Seventeen,” Lindsay Lohan
Favorite Morningside Heights Meal: Deluxe burger with cheddar
The title of your memoir: “A Dan for All Seasons”
Dream date, 5 words or fewer: You swipe me on [your] MetroCard.
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39 Comments
@no surprise if these two were attractive, they would not have this advertisement posted on the bwog. case closed.
@Classmate oh, & I’m taking to you, Dan. Love you Katie, but not into the ladies
@Classmate Lets random play. I’m that guy that sits behind you in class. Turn around & I’ll wink at you sometime
@dan's wife as long as there’s no glassware involved, dan is an excellent catch.
@That guy is mad gay yo.
@hello dan I LOVE REMAINS OF THE DAY TOOOOOOOO!
i also especially like it when bwog tells me that i did not pass the human-verification test.
@human verification another human verification method…
http://www.xkcd.com/c233.html
@tt money this girl is THE jam
@hmmm now, im not opposed, but bwog you just deleted a comment! that is kinda fucked up
@rowwr mmm, katie….
@JJ5 my khati is all grown up!
::sigh::
@CML A professed predilection for “To The Lighthouse” is a mild turnoff, but nothing on the order of putting “The Da Vinci Code” in your “Favorite Books” section of your Facebook profile.
@CML your alliteration should be a crime. it doesn’t make you cool, it makes you a douche.
@hmm dan’s cute, but who would ever seriously respond to one of these?
@oooh me!!! ooohh me!!! I would, I would…
@I would say I would say that Dan is a douche had he not quoted MV
@Hey Dani Want one? I’m sure Bwog would oblige.
@look out bwog’s about to cum!
That said, Katie Reedy is georgeous.
@dsz bwog, I love you but you are obscenely masturbatory.
@yes and the eye’s constant obsession with the party habits of its own writers is all that much better. one more article with hipster models, please!
@CML How dare you finger this as useless. It’s a gossip blog.
And Dan’s profile fills me with indescribable joy.
@kluge drops.... mad money!!!
400 million
@tasti Does BWOG really have nothing better to do than post useless crap like this on order to cover up their lack of real news?
@wow... Bwog personals are awesome, and used to be a regular feature. You have no taste.
@winnie cooper ok. is it just me or was there a much hotter picture of katie up like ten minutes ago?
also, kluge is giving me $1 million personally. ::does happy dance::
@yeah it is a test to see if you still love her
@wsj http://media.www.columbiaspectator.com/media/storage/paper865/news/2007/04/10/News/Kluge.To.Donate.At.Least.400.Million.To.University-2833027.shtml
@commentary katie is hot, i want to do her
@Harumph ! Miss I must ask ! The only questioning remaining in my mind is, At whom is that come-hither stare directed?
@oh damn. damn, katie reedy.
@yo that Dan guy is he like, homosexual or something?
@richard reed parry katie and i are moving to williamsburg.
@yoppp hey looking for another hot young bro to chill with and see where things go. just want someone who likes laid-back fun. only masculine, inshape, sane dudes. send your face pic or face immediate deletion. also if you will smoke a cigar for me you move to the front of the line.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4m/309625958.html
@umm get off the bwog, mark
@Dan's lover Dan, I’ll make your night all night.
P.S. I use a Pringles’ can for protection.
@you sound pretty hawt. If it doesn’t work out with dan the man, look me up on craigslist.
@daddy warbucks dan, i’ll be your sugar daddy.
find me on cragislist m4m random play
@dan is my dreamboat.