Columbia to Spew Graduates, not Carbon
Written by Bwog Staff
According to a press release by University Spokesman Robert Hornsby, carbon emitted by Commencement ceremonies starting about now (watch the live webcast here!) will be offset by the purchase of carbon credits, which pay for carbon absorption projects around the world. It’s all the rage among the guilty-conscience set–and now you can calculate just how much greenhouse gas you’re pumping into the atmosphere on your ride home! Bwog’s only remaining question: did they factor in what will be coming out of Prezbo’s mouth?
Also, some leftovers:
Via Ivygate: All you Office fanatics, the show came to Columbia just as you left.
And…at least somebody liked Quigley’s speech.