We know this is a cry for attention, so we’re just going to get it over with. 

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Other hip banner slogans include:

“It’s bigger than a bread box”

“Of all the college papers in America, we’re one of them.”

“Not part of the journalism school since 1877”

“Independent since 1962. Cynical since way before that.”

“The savviest umbrella on campus.”

“The nation’s second oldest newspaper. We think.”

“Daily. Independent. Tpyo free.”

“Where talking to strangers is strongly encouraged.”