The Jester’s new “orientation issue” isn’t entirely new (it also includes some past highlights) nor did it come out during orientation. Still, here goes. All links go to the same PDF.

Yet another attempt to justify the cost of our education. (Page 2)

Morals, eh? (7)

What classes was Jester taking if these are their ideas of professors? (12, 17) 

Jester tries to step to Saul Steinberg (18)

If you want to see what sort of deranged people produce this magazine, Jester is holding a general meeting tonight at 9:30 in the Lerner SGO space.