Collegeboxes goes the way of USN&WR rankings at BC

The first article about McSweeney’s ever published without using words “Eggers” or “twee”

But what if Gilchrist were to come to CU in a Collegebox?

Excuse me, waiter? My soup has a run-on sentence in it

GSCS is “not about free pizza and water bottles.” Oh yeah? Free pizza and water bottles so totally not about GCSC, either.