“hungry not only for Iranian freedom, but also for turkey subs.” 

Spec is hungry for Tajbakhsh’s freedom: would they like a turkey sub?

This harsh dance critic may be a Columbia alum, but I still prefer Soulja Boy’s more concise critical style: “man that shit was ugly”

When using latin produces the words “cum-pastry shop,”  English might be a better choice

The part about the sound cannon was better than the rest of this