In front of Butler

Kid 1: (looking at chalk) What is…

Kid 2: There was a vigil tonight.

Kid 1: Oh, but it’s done… Was there food-

Kid 2: No, they had a vigil.

Kid 1: But like, isn’t Burma a type of food…?

Kid 2: No, they

Kid 1: Because I was really hoping for free food –

Kid 2: Peter, people are dying!

Kid 1: I thought (slowly realizing) – Oh! I thought Burma was a type

of food… Oh… (genuine) forgive me for my ignorance!

In Koronets

Girl: Do you have pizza without cheese?

Worker: What?

Girl: Do you have a vegan pizza?

Worker: ……… No.

Girl: What kind of place is this?!

Worker: We can scrape off the cheese for you.

Thanks to Andy Pommier and Michelle Madejski for overhearing.