The Case of the Missing Spicy Chicken: Part II
Written by Bwog Staff
A couple weeks ago, Bwog reported on the sudden and upsetting disappearance of JJ’s spicy chicken. However, inside sources revealed that the finest culinary delight Columbia has to offer has been reintroduced to the menu of JJ’s.
That’s right. Spicy Chicken is back.
Reduced to a humble cafeteria by the loss of the famed dish, the reappearance may allow JJ’s to reclaim its gastronomic renown amongst connoisseurs of haute poulet.
Tony Hall, General Manager of Columbia Dining Services, said a new JJ’s manager cut the Spicy Chicken in an attempt to streamline inventory. This culinary Prometheus attempted to synthesize the glory of the Spicy Chicken with a profane combination of Seasoned Chicken and hot sauce.
Students were not impressed, and after a variety of petitions, the humbled manager bowed to popular will.
– Joe Meyers