Help the clumsy!
Written by Bwog Staff
This just in from a friend of Bwog:
“I lost my necklace presumably on the steps between Hamilton and College Walk, as that is where I totally and embarrassingly fell flat on my face while attempting to learn the date of Michelangelo’s Bacchus and walk at the same time. It is a jade circle on a red string. In addition to bestowing my eternal love and affection, I would totally bake cookies for anyone who finds it.”
And another one, perhaps more drastic:
“I’ve lost my glasses! They’re dark brown Hugo Boss frames that have a little bit of cream near the lenses. They have thick temples that taper down behind the ears. The prescription in the right eye is much stronger than that in the left. Probably left in Altschul at Barnard, but also potentially in Hamilton. Pinkberry and/or eternal love, if you find them.”
If you find a necklace or glasses, or if you’ve lost anything else, let us know at [email protected].
Tags: Lost and Found