Written by Bwog Staff
According to the ever-entertaining 2009 class e-mail, at 9:00 PM, baked goods and hot drinks will be available in Lerner Piano Lounge for your academic sustenance. But this is no ordinary study break: Go Ask Alice! will be there with “post cards, sexually charged refrigerator magnets, squeegee balls and rubbers.” As such, this event has been termed the “Study/Slutty Break,” “the only event you will need to get ready for Halloween! Be excited!”
The growing sense of excitement over Halloween-as-slut-night is getting a little bizarre.
And yes, we realize that three out of our four posts today have been free breakfast, dinner and dessert. Everyone knows there’s no such thing as free lunch.